- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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