The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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