- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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