- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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