What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Joke.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Ron Paul for President!

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Anti Joke

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