What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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