What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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