Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Are you a tree

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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