- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Women's rights

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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