- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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