- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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