Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Paper shield.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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