What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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GADZOOKS!

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Okay, one second.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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all your base are belong to mark

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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