Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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all your base are belong to mark

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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