Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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._____________________. Whale!

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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