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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

I got shot once it hurt a lot

I told you it would happen

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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