What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

why does column have a letter n?

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Gangnam style

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

more chocolate?

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Nice belt.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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