What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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children burning

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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racism...deal with it!

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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This is a joke setup.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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