- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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