What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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You're welcome!

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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My life :(

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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