- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Please? No.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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