How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Carrot fingers

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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