- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

I told you it would happen

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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