- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

the asian kid gets an F

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Hi

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

John Stamos.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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