- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Do your parents know you're gay?

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Hi what I lug you

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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