Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Womens Rights

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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