- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

You know what's catchy? A cold

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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