what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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You are Nerochan right?

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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VAGINA.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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