Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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boobs.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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thomas!!!!

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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redtube

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Safe sex MR

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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