What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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