- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Who is big and stupid My brother

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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