TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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