Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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boobs.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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