A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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oh hai

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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