What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

There's a car about to hit me.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Jesus was a good guy

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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