How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Jesus was a good guy

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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