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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

You know what's catchy? A cold

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

yes... that's the joke

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

i dont like chris

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Autism speaks but not really

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

You know what's catchy? A cold

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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