- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

speech and debate.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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