- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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