Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Canada AYY

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