Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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