- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Hillary Clinton

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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