What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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