- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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