"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Knock, knock. Come in.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What's 9 + 10 19

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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