- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

A black man in a country bar.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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