a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

what do you call gingers ugly.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Here's another:

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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