- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Justin Beiber

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