A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

giddy goat

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Do you know what color comes after 9?

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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