A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Womens rights !

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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a horse nibbled a baby

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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