What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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im a willy bum bum

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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