- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U mad?

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Pineapple.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

?J?o?k?e?

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

knock knock get lost!

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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