- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Neither have I

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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