what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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