- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Neither have I

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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