Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Justin Beiber

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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