the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Im black

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Bob dole

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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