Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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