- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

whats one plus one penis

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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