- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Knock Knock opens the door

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Where's my baby??

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Cripples are lame.

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