Womens rights !

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What did the man without a tongue say...

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

a horse nibbled a baby

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

u jelly?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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