- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Religion.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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