- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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