- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whats white and looks like paper paper

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

a man said hi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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