What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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a man said hi.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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