- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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where do some birds live in? Earth

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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