a man said hi.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Anti Joke

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