- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

I like colin but not as much as apple

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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