- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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