- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Jesus was a good guy

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Pull my finger ouch..

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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