Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Womens Rights

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Politics

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Autism speaks but not really

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i dont like chris

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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racism...deal with it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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