- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

And Stephen Hawking said.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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