What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

why is my phone broken i dropped it

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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