- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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