what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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racism...deal with it!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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TOBUSCUS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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