Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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spell backwards: taco cat

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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