- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

VAGINA.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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