what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

spell backwards: taco cat

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Anyone??????????/

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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