- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Religion.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

This is not a joke

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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