Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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