Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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boobs.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Safe sex MR

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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My life :(

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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