What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

JUST KIDDING^

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

People Order Our Patties

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

whats a willy? -brock

cliché rebecca black joke.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

He walked in a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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