A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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