- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What comes after 69? 70

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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