- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

One below was by me: Walter H

a horse walks into a blender ow

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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