- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

these are shit

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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