- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What comes after 69? 70

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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