- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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