Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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leon harney ya pikey

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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