So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

the holocaust

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

David Silberberg is gay

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