- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

This is not a joke or is it

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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