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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Romans rights.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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