how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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