- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

"knock knock" "Come in"

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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