- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What walks on it's hands My uncle

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