- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

This is not a joke

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

The black man leaves the strip club.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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