why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Anti Joke

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