In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Jesus was a good guy

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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