Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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whats 69+2? 71

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WHAT????

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an athiest walks into a church

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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No.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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you

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Anti Joke

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