- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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