Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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