Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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VAGINA.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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My parents died!

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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