what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Here's another:

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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